January 2011
♫...New Year's Eve, we dropped mushrooms and... →
It’s New Year’s Eve. Big f’ing deal. I’m sitting in my room with Aslan, who is severely pissed off at me for giving him a bath this morning and who is now sitting at the end of my bed glaring at me…
December 2010
“(541): I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not...”
– The Best NYE Texts from Last Year.
Texts From Last Night » Happy New Year
“(919): I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I’m...”
– The Best NYE Texts from Last Year.
Texts From Last Night » Happy New Year
“(334): The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.”
– The Best NYE Texts from Last Year.
Texts From Last Night » Happy New Year
Re-blog if you actually read the text posts of the...
listening to "Rilo Kiley - Glendora" →
♫ It’s New Year’s Eve. I’m in Glendora…♫
“People fall out of the world sometimes, but they always leave traces. Little...”
– Doctor Who. (via owlssayhooot)
“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman
Reblog if you use Doctor Who quotes in real life...
“Courage is the power to let go of the familiar.”
– Raymond Lindquist (via oceanofmind)
That awkward moment when you're watching a sex...
The scene is full like:
and you’re sitting there like:
That awkward moment when you realize that there's...
crystalchain:
sleepspindle:
Tumblr should have a “poke” feature like Facebook. Except, instead of calling it ‘poke’, Tumblr would cut the bullshit, get right to the point and say “click this button to notify this particular person that you want to have sexual intercourse with them”.
Reblog if you're ending 2010 single.
gabrielesque:
samlicker81-:
“The Earth began to bellow, trees to dance, and howling dogs in glimmering light...”
– Virgil (via tumblrcoven)
“Again, the English language fails to have a word to describe the depths of...”
– My Interrupted Fairy Tale (via quotewhore) (via stargirlsangelle)
“you can feel bad before you eat a cookie and you can feel bad after you eat a...”
– ina garten (via reallykatie)
“I read somewhere that everybody on this planet is separated by only six other...”
– Six Degrees of Separation, 1993 (via quote-book)
“Paradoxically, we achieve true wholeness only by embracing our fragility and...”
– Jalaja Bonheim (via oceanofmind)
“A society has no chance of success if its women are uneducated…”
– Khaled Hosseini, A Thousand Splendid Suns (via khadeejafinds)
The Asshole
thefrenemy:
Something I say a lot: I am attracted to assholes.
What I really mean is: Out of all the people attracted to me, I choose the assholes.
What I should be saying is: “Sarcasm and likes to wear knit caps” should not be synonymous with “asshole.” LOOK HARDER.
Okay, so falling for ‘the nice one’ is something I’ve only been guilty of once. It was in high school and he obeyed curfew and...
