January 2012
Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION, ARMS WIDE OPEN WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM
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I haven't watched the Doctor Who Christmas Special...
…I was saving it for tonight…
See, I’m jobless, broke and my car died on graduation day (may 7th), so my NYE plans consisted of sitting at my grandparent’s house with my entire extended family listening to them crudely talk about the dog licking its butt and their gas…and I had to do it sober because they are mostly all crazy Southern Baptists.
It was...
the internet: wow you're so pretty omg you're gorgeous let's have sex i'd date you so hard
the rest of the world: and over here we have this deformed land whale
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timey-wimeydetector replied to your post: Tonight is going to be my lamest NYE EVER…no drunken nakedness like previous years…at least I look cute…
YOU LOOK SO LOVELY AFKJDLSFKJSDLF
OHMYGOSH AFLDSFJALSFDJASD!!!! *Blush*
thespacecoyote:
I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
my dad: are you excited for the new year?
me: i am excited for sherlock.
my dad: and the new year?
me: and sherlock.
my dad: but-
me: sherlock.
Those people on Tumblr you never talk to but you...
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December 2011
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Tonight is going to be my lamest NYE EVER...no...
“You deserve to need me, not to have me.”
– Augusten Burroughs (Running With Scissors)
Anyone in the UK want to marry me so that I can...
#NDAA
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
addictedtocockles:
#how’s it like in 2012? #flying cars? #zombies? #did justin bieber grow chest hair?
friends: its new years day!
me:
friends: you should be spending time with us!
me:
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me: I THINK YOU MUST BE CONFUSED ITS NOT NEW YEARS DAY ITS SHERLOCK DAY SO UNLESS YOU ARE THE PURPLE SHIRT OF SEX OR A JAR OF JAM I DON'T NEED TO SEE YOU
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Attractive Male: So, do you like Doctor Who?
Me:
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Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding maybe a saturday and I'm thinking of wearing a blue dress and you can wear a fez and we can invite a lot of people or maybe none at all lol actually I know a lot of people on the internet who would come and they would be so happy for us do you want children because i do we could have 2 boys and 1 girl I like the names Matt and David and Billie lol
Hello! We've noticed you're using an internet that...
commanderspock:
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While we love encouraging people to access our website, the ignored and persistent problems of our website need to be blamed on something. We believe that a famous service known as “the internet” is in fact to blame, and not our faulty website after all. Specifically:
We don’t really understand how things work: The internet is a really big place, and lots of...
“Employee rights are said to be valid when employers pressure employees into...”
– Ron Paul, Freedom Under Siege: The U.S. Constitution After 200-Plus Years (1987), pg. 16
Are you getting sexually harassed at work? That’s your problem. Quit.
Is Ron Paul done yet?
(via mohandasgandhi)
Add this to the list of reasons why Ron Paul deserves no one’s support.
(via ladyatheist)
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People before following me: What a great blog! They seem like a cool person, I think I'll follow them. :)
People 3 minutes after following me: Oh god what no WHY
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Ben: *sprays me with the Axe body spray someone gave him for Christmas*
Me: Great, now I smell like someone from The Jesery Shore.
“The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts,...”
– Charles Bukowski (via burnthazel)
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