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Tonight my mother made the MOST kick ass cat head biscuits I have EVER eaten…

…and when I was weeping with joy at the fluffy, hot, buttery goodness…

…she turned to me and said, “I’ll teach you my recipe, you know, so you have at least one culinary skill”…

HEY! I know how to mix drinks, does that count?

*For those wondering what the HELL a cat head biscuit is (I was wondering the same thing when I heard it called that)…it’s just a really freakin’ HUGE American Biscuit. They are supposed to be as ‘big as a cat’s head’…these were bigger than Aslan’s head and like biting into heaven. 

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  • 4 months ago
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My dad…is awesome.

When my parents got married they didn’t have any money…and they had me (I’m technically my mum’s daughter from her 1st marriage, but I was 3 and he’s always been my dad to me), and when he proposed he gave her a ring made up of tiny little diamonds in a flower shaped setting. 

Well, about a month and a half ago one of the diamonds fell out…and dad said he’d take it to a friend and have it replaced…so she’s been without her engagement ring for a couple of weeks.

Tonight he came home with this bag…and in it was her ring…not with her tiny little diamonds in the flower shaped setting…but a beautiful, crystal clear, sparkling new diamond. It is a beautiful cut and clarity!

…that’s not all…the little diamond in her flower shaped setting was repaired…and it was turned into a pendent…so she can still have it with her forever!

I almost cried y’all.

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  • 8 months ago
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I have to go photograph the ring of mushrooms that appears to be encircling our house…it all started after my mother pissed that faerie off by desecrating that faerie ring…

…I wish I was making this up…I’ll write about it on my OTHER blog tomorrow.

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  • 8 months ago
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